I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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