Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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