theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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