Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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