i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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