official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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