Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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