I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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