Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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