There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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