part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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