would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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