Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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