? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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