help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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