i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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