I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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