Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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