There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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