Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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