You're my little dorito
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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