Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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