So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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