office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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