You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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