I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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