I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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