Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My hand turned me down
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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