How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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