im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
