found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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