Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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