I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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