Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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