Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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