Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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