There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
