so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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