you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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