So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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