Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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