I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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