PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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