DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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