if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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