She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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