They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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