love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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