one might say we're banned from that church
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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