Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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