last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She's the barista slut.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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