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Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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