I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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