How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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