I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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